This page dedicated to the memory of 
Chris Yopp (1947-1998),
who was always good for a great quip 
or quote...
and grins and guffaws.
 







  
Hydrogen is not the most plentiful element in
the universe. Stupidity is.
Frank Zappa


Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans
the metric system.
P.J. O'Rourke


We dance around the ring and suppose, but the answer
sits in the middle and knows.
Robert Frost 


Society often forgives the criminal; it 
never forgives the dreamer.
Oscar Wilde


There's someone in my head, but 
it's not me.
Pink Floyd


People have to go out of their minds before 
they can come to their senses.
Timothy Leary


I wasn't disturbing the peace. I was 
disturbing the war.
Ammon Hennacy


The most incomprehensible thing about the 
world is that it is comprehensible.
Albert Einstein


The difference between us and Helen Keller is
that she Knew she was deaf and blind.
Tom Robbins


Once in a while you get shown the light in the 
strangest of places if you look at it right.
Robert Hunter


If your children ever find out how lame you are,
they will murder you in your sleep.
Frank Zappa


Some would rather die than think. In
fact, they often do.
Bertrand Russell


Reality is for those 
who lack imagination.
unknown


Man's mind, once stretched to a new idea,
never goes back to its original dimension.
Oliver Wendell Holmes


It is a miracle that curiosity
survives formal education.
Albert Einstein


It seemed to me that any civilization that had
so far lost its  head as to need a set of detailed
instructions in a package of toothpicks, was no
longer a civilization in which I could live
and stay sane.
Douglas Adams


Out of the blue and into the black.
Neil Young


Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Aldous Huxley


Giving money and power to government is like
giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
PJ O'Rourke


Using words to describe magic is like using
a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
Tom Robbins


  Everything you've ever believed is probably a lie.
The world is a dark, sinister, mysterious, and 
totally frightening place.
Robert Anton Wilson


What the world calls sanity has led us to 
the current planetary crises, and insanity
is the only viable alternative.
Simon Moon, a figment of Robert Anton
Wilson's imagination


'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Principia Discordia


Since, my friend, you have revealed your 
deepest fear, I sentence you to be
exposed before your peers....
Tear down the wall!
Pink Floyd


For there are sufferings which have no 
tongue.
Percy Bysshe Shelley


Support your local police for a more efficient
police state.
Robert Anton Wilson


Cottleston,Cottleston,Cottleston Pie
A fly can't bird but a bird can fly
Ask me a question and I will reply
Cottleston,Cottleston,Cottleston Pie
**A.A.Milne and his Bear of Little Brain**





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